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[livejournal.com profile] booksnchocolate and I go to Psychology 100 together. Currently in Psychology 100 we have this new prof and his name is Dr. Fabrigar. [livejournal.com profile] booksnchocolate has this theory that Fabrigar = a repressed, closest homosexual. I add to this theory that he is a) bitter about how he failed to be a monk to further closet himself (he has...the monkest hairstyle ever) and b) living with Mongoose Evan Lysacek in said closet. (A closet in Narnia, where they call each other "bros", bro and tan with one another under the sun and enjoy happytimes.)



(Most of the below was scrawled onto my notes for class...WE SHOULD DO THAT ON YOUR NOTES SOMETIMES [livejournal.com profile] booksnchocolate =_________=)

Me: WATCHMEN IS SO GAY, SARAH.
Sarah: INORITE?
Me: YES. AND ADRIAN VIEDT IS SO GAY.
Sarah: INORITE? YOU MUST READ THE COMIC!
Me: I AM ON THAT. FOR REALSAUCE.

A small note: Fabrigar is kind of a tool and really prudish and so so annoying and possibly the worst professor I have because I don't think he realises what an ass he makes of himself in every lecture. He's just, he's really obnoxious. And I think he thinks he's cool beans but HE IS NOT COOL BEANS. ONLY BARACK OBAMA IS.

Sarah: In Soviet Russia...
Me: ...Stalin would have purged Fabrigar and his Mongoose. Poor Mongoose.

Me: So, liek, Fabrigar iz wai we can haz not teh nice things.
Sarah: TRUFAX.

Me: Maybe Fabrigar has his heart broken by a Russian ice-skater? What do you think Dr. Sarah?
Sarah: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGGGGG
Me: So we can make a diagnosis and begin treatment?
Sarah: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Fabrigar: So people with schematicity are very resistant to inconsistent information that does not reflect the beliefs they perceive central to themselves.
Me to Sarah: Just like Fabrigar is very resistant to any information that he is a homosexual.

Fabrigar: Schematicity also leads to people judging others based on the relevance of their behaviour in terms of their central beliefs.
Sarah to Me: HE JUDGES PPL ON THEIR RELATIVE DEGREE OF HOMOSEXUALITY OR WHELMEDNESS/TANNING.

And then we danced to Lady Gaga from Psychology all the way back to residence.

Today, it was a good day.
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